Quotes of the day
Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening (Barbara Tober)
There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say (Cyril Connolly)
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places (Henry Youngman)
You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom (Anon)
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. (Anon)