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You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom (Anon)

The road to success is always under construction (Anon)

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. (Albert Einstein)

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. (Anon)

 

 

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